Creepiest Way to Feed Yourself Raw Dead Fish

These Alien chopsticks come shaped like the Alien Queen, Face-Hugger, and Chest-Burster. They're available from a few eBay sellers.

They'll be available on Amazon around July 4. You'll be able to buy them singly, in case you want to eat off of Chest-Burster but can't bear the thought of putting Face-Hugger in your mouth.