An Unusual Wedding Gift for Goth Newlyweds

Here's a suggestion for a unique wedding gift that your newlydead friends will surely enjoy for years to come. (Also good for horror fans and alternative subculture types): this Bride of Frankenstein ornament.

They can hang it on their Halloween tree, their slightly-spooky Christmas tree, and display it propped up on a shelf year-round. They can even suspend it from the ceiling on their anniversary every year, if they so wish.

What do you think?