When You Need to Pretend You're a Goth

I really can't stop laughing. I can't comprehend what on earth would possess someone to think it would be a good idea to put on this Hot Goth Mask and strut around in it. (I'll point out that the mask is made by the arguably very best Halloween mask making design studio, Zagone Studios so at least it's well designed and high quality).

Perhaps one is on their way to a goth event and realizes they're too tanned from a recent cruise or vacation to Hawaii, so they must don this goth mask to hide their shame?

The mask even comes with.. hair.. in case your own hair isn't goth enough?

Wow. I feel rather dirty for even having blogged about this. I hope it gave you a nice chuckle today!