Stranger Things Pool Toys and Yard Embellishments for a Bleak Summer

Let's face it, I don't really know all that many goths who lounge by the swimming pool. Perhaps I know a few who take a brief, cool dip at night under the moonlight, come to think of it. Who else thinks it would be fun to laze about on this awesome Stranger Things "The Upside Down" pool float? It measures four feet across. I'm too chicken to take it into the shark-infested ocean or the dark lake I vacation near, but I'd use it in the pool.

I will proudly use and display this Demogorgon Sprinkler in my front yard this summer. We can run into it, desperate to escape the heat, and water my parched yard at the same time. It's six feet tall, and sure to frighten the neighbor children!